Turns out flat food sucks

February 24, 2012

“Man, that looks great!” “Look at all that chicken and cheese!”  Those were my thoughts after seeing this poster at Taco Bell.

So I went in and saw this above the counter

Looks fantastic! And Big! I ordered 2 to go.

I got home and…


great anticipation…

opened the sandwich…

This is what I got.





Ah…yeah. To say I was pissed off is an understatement. I truly felt like I got ripped off. To be honest, I know how it works. Pictures of juicy burgers piled high with green lettuce and red tomatoes sell burgers. Pictures of perfectly portioned and proportioned pizzas and so on…but this was just ridiculous. It’s not even close to the advertised picture. I don’t care if its sloppy, but damn! A tablespoon of chicken and cheese and ranch? Seriously? Fail.

I can hear some of you saying “What do you expect for 99¢?” Have you ever had a 99¢ burrito? They are loaded! This thing wasn’t worth 25¢.

By the time I got back to Taco Bell to complain months had gone by, the item was off the menu, and…well…I didn’t have the heart to lay into someone who really couldn’t understand me anyway. So I just ordered a beef burrito instead. It was good, looked as it should, and I was happy.






“Best Chinese Food In Town”

Says so right on the menu. You like Seefood?

Seriously, they do have the best food in town!