Me: Well, I could go out.
Me: Maybe tomorrow.
Me: Maybe I’ll paint. Maybe play guitar… write a song.
Me: Of course, I have to do laundry.
Myself: Laundry? Really? Nobody gives a shit about your laundry!
Me: Perhaps I’ll watch some of the bazillon shows on my DVR.
Me: Maybe I’ll just catch up on some much needed sleep.
Myself: Can’t argue with that…