Today I saw a tag surround, the plastic thing that goes around a license plate on a vehicle, that said:

“Get mad, I ♥ to go slow”

I don’t have a problem if someone wants to go slow. Not at all. Unless it effects me. This [bleep] was in the left lane. Now if you don’t know by now that the left lane is for passing , and that most experienced drivers recognize that the left lane is the “Fast Lane” then you really need to go straight home, take out an envelope, address it to the MVA or DMV and mail your license back to them. Stay off the road. You are part of the problem.

You want to be part of the solution? Recognize that the left lane is for passing and those who want to go fast. If someone is behind you, get the [bleep] over and let them pass. It will take you 10 to 15 seconds. Once they are gone you can take the lane back. But hear this…

Driving is a privilege, not a right!

If you do not understand this or do not know the difference between a privilege and a right, you should again, go straight home…