Ew, Seriously? So Gross.

March 15, 2012

Make no mistake. I hate Geico. I hate the lizard. I hate the cavemen. I hate Maxwell, the ugly fat little pig. I realize i’m in the minority on that one. I’m so offended by the frequency and content of their commercials that I would never consider spending a dime with them. But, something strange happened recently. Someone at Geico made me laugh. Twice, now that I think about it. First it was the “Woodchucks” Chucking wood. Then it was the High School “Popular Girls” following the cheap wanna-be dieter. So reminded me of my nieces. I still wouldn’t buy insurance from them…unless…they made my commercial. The camera pans in…the gecko is trying to tell the cave man about Geico insurance. The caveman bites the head off the gecko, as he chews, a T-rex gobbles up the caveman…pull back to see Maxwell roasting over an open fire… on the ground in front of the fire we see a pinwheel and hear a faint, echoing “Weeeeeeee…” …and fade to black! I know…”dude, that is so totaly gross”.

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4 Responses to “Ew, Seriously? So Gross.”

  1. Having a 12 year old, I do feel for the guy in that commercial 🙂

  2. Ganne said

    “Ew, seriously? So Gross” – Maxwell is my friend – If I could manage a skateboard I’d ride with the wind and yell weeeeee… the whole way!

    And….I’d hire those girls to follow me around as I made my food choices each day –

    Protect the Pig!!! So there!

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